Cats Do Everything Humans Do. They Vote, Drive Buses, and Marry. They Fear Deep Water.
I had one leg thrown over the side of my porch, smoking a hand-rolled cigarette. A car slowed in front of my house, pulling into the driveway across the street. A woman in her thirties tumbled out and began to cross the street.
“Is that a joint?” she intoned, stepping onto the front lawn. The sodium streetlamps made her pale skin sickly.
“Well… No. Why?”
“Oh, it just looked like one. It smells…